Carter Calls Out the Racism Against Obama
September 16, 2009
Hiatus Over
September 16, 2009
Hiatus over.
Sorry about the absence
We’ll post more now, k?
Sarah Palin, Republican Presidential Nominee 2012?
July 6, 2009
Palin calls the press
No questions are allowed, please
Smiling, she resigns
Do What You Want, Mark Sanford
July 1, 2009
A governor unfaithful
Constituents ungrateful
For his service to the nation
Because of some vacation
To see his Argentine
And do something obscene
Then tell his wife he’ll stay
and push his “soul mate away”
But why is this big news?
And why do constituents lose?
Just because he cheated
And showed a wife mistreated
It happens every day
In every single way
No need to set an example
The examples are ample
So Sanford, do what you want
Just be nonchalant
I’m sick of seeing so much hypocrisy
Laced in with all the democracy.
The disputed president of Iran is extremely ticked
About the harsh words our Messiah The Obama picked
Describing the state crackdown upon Persian protesters
Who allege that the recent elections were definitely rigged
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All puffy and pink, an apology was demanded by Mahmud
Who found Obama’s use of lukewarm words rather rude
But Barack and Chancellor Merkel stood hand in hand
As the President smiled, and said “seriously, dude?”
Habs Draft Homeboy Louis Leblanc
June 27, 2009
The fans were waiting for a trade
the rights to Bouwmeester would be ours
and after all, the draft was here
we’d have him signed with a few hours
Instead he’s gone to Calgary
and we’ve picked up a kid from Kirkland
we’ll never get that awesome D
or make it past the second round
I’ve heard the virtues of patience extolled
and good things come to those who wait
but this is year 6 of the five year plan
so I can’t help but stir up debate
It’s not Leblanc’s fault, of course
he doesn’t know what’s still to come
he’s be a hero, then a goat
he’ll ‘love it here’, and then he’ll run
this is the story of all our boys
of Robidas, Ribeiro, Theodore,
Beauchemin – and the list goes on –
who go become part of another team’s lore
But no, my dear, Russia is not racist
June 26, 2009
“Anyone who wants to buy shares in Nigaz…
…can do so” reads the news
but who exactly named the venture –
a name sure to confuse
Seems Russian giant Gazprom
had a bright idea
to traverse to Africa
across the big blue sea
And invest in Nigerian gas
and total blaxploitation
then named the company NIGAZ
without a thought of caution
I wonder what Nigerians think
of their newfound gassy status
perhaps they’ll simply ignore their new nick
take a cue, and drink to Bacchus
Or maybe they’ll revolt
and overtake the backers
renaming the entire company
to now be called “CRACKERS”
Celebrity Deaths And More Unfortunate News
June 26, 2009
MJ and Farrah Fawcett Die
June 25, 2009
Everyday
people die
every day every hour every minute every breath
is unexpected
is suspected of the endless possibilities of
the end.
But when that breath
belongs to Jacko
belongs to an angel
-never mind that she was waiting
when that breath is famous breath
it counts for more
it eats up time
it swallows shock
it gathers steam
pushes possible wars
detention
police brutality
to page 2
but does it make you think of you?
Sung to the beat of Salt N Pepa’s Shoop. Kinda.
Uh, uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again.
Folks, what was their weakness?
FAME.
okay then chilling, filming, doing her book tours (word)
Yo, Kate, turned TV on and she couldn’t believe this
She swore, she stared, her agent her witness
Her husband had it goin’ on with somethin’ kinda..uh
Teacher? Teacher? (ooo) – She was a teacher?
Jon ain’t shy so he asked for the digits
A pro? No that don’t make her
See what he want slip slide to it quickly
Felt it in her tips, so Kate dipped her nails gently into security
Then she flipped at the tabloids, loving gettin’ the attention
Flicked Jon like a dog should be flicked
Came to their senses and chilled for a bit
Don’t know how they do the ratings that they do
So well it’s a show and they screwed themselves ova
makes me wanna see, see see see, see seee see see see!
License Plate Poetry 